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fun and easy riddles
1. What goes up but never goes down?
So Joe got caught once again lying to his teacher, and his teacher Mr. Rogers had enough. "Come here, Joe," he said. "Here is your punishment, I want you to make a statement, if it's true they punish you, if it's false they suspend you." What did Joe say that he did that he didn't get punished?
I will be suspended.
If a farmer has 5 stacks of hay in one field and 4 stacks of hay in the other field, how many stacks of hay would he have if he put them together in another field?
One. If you put all your haystacks together, they will all become one big one.
Which is correct to say: “The egg yolk is white” or “The egg yolk is white”?
Neither, the egg yolk is yellow. Duh.
In California, you can't take a picture of a man with a peg leg. Why not?
You cannot take pictures with a wooden leg. You need a camera to take photos.
If you were running a race and you passed the person in second place, what position would you be in now?
you would be 2nd Well, you passed the second person, not the first.
What was the name of the president in 1975?
Same as now: Barack Obama. Oh, come on. Don't stay angry. We don't like it either. Then check out some funny Barack Obama jokes you need to know.
Billy was born on December 28, but his birthday is always in the summer. How is that possible?
Billy lives in the southern hemisphere.
Fun and easy riddles 2
What English word is always misspelled?
How much dirt is in a hole that measures two feet by three feet by four feet?
There is no dirt in a hole.
Before Mount Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain in the world?
Everest Mountain. It just hasn't been discovered yet.
Little Johnny's mother had three children. The first child was named April. The second child was named May. What was the name of the third child?
Juanito of course.
I travel all over the world but I always stay in my corner. What I am?
What do you break before using it?
What is easy to get in but hard to get out?
The man who made it doesn't want it. The man who bought it doesn't need it. The man who needs it does not know it. What I'm talking about?
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The poor have The rich need this. If you eat it, you will die. What is it?
What can run but never walk? Does it have a mouth but never speak? Has a head but never cries? Do you have a bed but never sleep?
What does December have that other months don't?
the letter d
A man came to town on Tuesday and left two days later on Tuesday. In that way?
Your horse is called Tuesday.
What is bigger than you but weighs nothing?
What has a face and 2 hands but no body?
Which building has more floors?
A surgeon named Hal and a bus driver named Al are in love with the same woman named Paige. Al needs to go on a long 10-day trip. Before leaving, he gave Paige 10 apples. Because?
An apple a day keeps the doctor away.
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There is an ancient invention still in use in some parts of the world today that allows people to see through walls. What is it?
How do you make the number one disappear by adding it?
Add the letter 'G' and it is 'Gone'.
There is a party of 100 high-powered politicians. All of them are either honest or liars. You walk in knowing two things: 1. At least one of them is honest. 2. If you take two politicians, at least one of them is a liar. From this information, can you tell how many are liars and how many are honest?
Yes, from the information you know, 1 is honest and 99 are liars. One is honest, satisfying the first information. So if you take the honest man and any other politician, the other politician must be a liar to satisfy the second piece of information: 'If you take any two politicians, at least one of them is a liar.' Therefore, 99 are liars.
They wake you up at 3 am. by a knock on his door. Your parents call to tell you that they are there for breakfast. You are confused, but quickly think about the food you have. You have bread, jam, butter and eggs. What do you open first?
Your parent's door.
If you have three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what do you have?
Very big hands.
What is the one question you cannot answer in the affirmative?
You are dead? (assuming he's dead) To all other questions, you can answer 'yes' even if you're wrong.
Little Johnny comes home. He has $300 to take home from his mother. As he walks, a man stops him and gives him a chance to double his money. The man says, "I'll give you $600 if you roll 1 dice and get a 4 or more, you can roll 2 dice and get a 5 or 6 on at least one of them, or you can roll 3 dice and get a 6 on at least one of them." them less in the data If you don't make it I get your $300 What does Johnny do to have a better chance of coming home with the money?
He just won't take the bet. This gives you a 100% chance of taking the money home. If you accept the bet with 1 die, you have a 50% chance of winning. If you accept the bet with 2 dice, you have a 56% chance of winning. If you accept the bet with 3 dice, you have a 42% chance of winning.
What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?
It's time to buy a new fence.
The more places I am, the less you can see. What I am?
When you don't know what I am, then I am something. But when you know what I am, then I am nothing. What I am?
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