43 dirty riddles for adults (with answers) - Rahbarr (2023)

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1:I start with "p" and I end with "o-r-n" and I'm a major player in the film industry. What am I?
Responder:Popcorn.

1:What's made of wood but no saw on earth is sharp enough to cut it?
Responder:Sawdust.

2:Why was the baseball player's food always dirty?
Responder:He always stepped on the plate.

3:What rock singer really, REALLY needs a shower?
Responder:Mud-donna.

4:How much earth is in a dug hole 5 m deep and 6 m wide?
Responder:There is no dirt because it was excavated.

5:Why did the chicken cross the street twice and jump in the mud?
Responder:He was a dirty traitor.

6:If you drop soap on the floor, is the floor clean or is the soap dirty?
Responder:It depends on the floor.

7:What gets dirtier the more you wash?
Responder:Water.

8:I have three lives. Gentle enough to soothe skin, Light enough to caress the sky, Tough enough to break rocks. What am I?
Responder:I am Water.

9:I have three lives. Gentle enough to soothe skin, Light enough to caress the sky, Tough enough to break rocks. What am I?
Responder:Water.

10:What gets whiter the dirtier it gets?
Responder:A blackboard.

11:I'm clean when I'm black, Dirty when I'm white; Get too close and you might sneeze. What am I?
Responder:A blackboard.

12:I have hundreds of legs, but I can only lean over; You make me feel dirty so you can feel clean. What am I?
Responder:A broom.

13:I control what has been, what is and what is to come. Some know not to let me go to waste, while others take me for granted. What am I?
Responder:Tempo.

14:I move very easily, I'm sticky, if you touch me I'll leave a substance behind. What am I?
Responder:limousine.

15:I'm soft enough to soothe your skin, light enough to fly in the sky, and strong enough to break rocks. What am I?
Responder:Water.

sixteen:I can be your best friend or your worst enemy. I can make it clean or dirty. You can ride me, or I can slide you. Sharp I'm mean, boring I'm cruel. What am I?
Responder:A shaver.

17:My thunder rolls below me and my lightning flashes above. I dust the shell, and when it pops, anything I touch I push away. What am I?
Responder:I'm a volcano.

18:A farmer never took a bath in his life. It gets dirty every day, uses no cleaning fragrances, and is always clean at the end of the day. How is this possible?
Responder:The farmer takes a bath every day.

19:I make the leaves green, the earth brown, the birds blue blue and all your dreams come true. What am I?
Responder:A box of crayons.

20:I sit here gathering dust, I can wait forever to open up and you won't be disappointed, I can make you laugh, cry and make you sad, I have all the knowledge in the world, let me take you to a faraway land. What am I?
Responder:A book.

21:What did one slug say to the other slug?
Responder:I'll get the next slime.

22:What cleans but never gets dirty?
Responder:A bar of soap.

23:I am wasteful, but home to the unwanted. What am I?
Responder:mil

24:I play in a diamond, I play fair, I always get dirty, and then I run home. What am I?
Responder:baseball player

25:I can flow like a river and come from dust, age hard as iron, but I never rust. What am I?
Responder:Concrete (liquid state before solidification).

26:Every day many people come to visit me, but usually they only stay for a few minutes. Many consider me very dirty, but few would like to live without me. What am I?
Responder:A shower.

27:How do you clean a dirty tuba?
Responder:With a tube of toothpaste!

28:What do you call someone who steals soap?
Responder:A dirty thief.

29:I'm soft enough to soothe your skin, light enough to fly in the sky, and strong enough to break rocks. What am I?
Responder:I am water

30:Why is a dirty rug like a bad boy?
Responder:Both need to be achieved.

31:What do you call a person who crosses the street twice without taking a shower?
Responder:A dirty traitor.

32:Four hang, four jump, two point the way, two to protect themselves from dogs, one stays behind, always very dirty. What am I?
Responder:A cow.

33:As I crossed the bridge, I came across a man with a load of wood that was neither straight nor crooked. What kind of wood was it?
Responder:Sawdust.

34:A newly purchased dirt remover will invariably remove dirt more efficiently. What is the proverb?
Responder:A new broom sweeps well.

35:I can calm you down or drive you crazy. I can be silent, but I can also resound in your ears. That makes? Find out and you've figured out the riddle.
Responder:Music (ROCK!!!! or classical)

36:Can you guess who Pea's friend is? It is something that grows on trees, is not disturbed by bees, is often eaten, for pleasure and taste, and is often thrown away. (I'm just trying to make it rhyme)
Responder:Nut!

37:What do you call a dirty age?
Responder:A message

38:Half of me builds towers and cities, the other half writhes in the earth. When I am full, I am angry and bitter. Who am I?
Responder:Thanks.

39:Who stole stagecoaches and wore dirty clothes?
Responder:Messy James.

40:There are 50 horses and 50 kings riding along an old dirt road. They arrived at a peach tree with 50 peaches. Each one took one, but there were still 49 left. How is that possible?
Responder:Each one is named after one of the kings and he is the only one who carried one!

41:I have a big mouth and I'm pretty loud too! I am NOT a gossip, but I get involved in everyone's dirty business. What am I?
Responder:A vacuum cleaner.

42:What's made of wood but no saw on earth is sharp enough to cut it?
Responder:Sawdust.

43:I'm white when I'm dirty and black when I'm clean. What am I?
Responder:A blackboard.

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